You have a nasty scar. That scar on your cheek from the glass bottle in the drunken bar fight you got into last year is only useful to scare children on Halloween.  Otherwise, you really wish it wasn’t there.  Get rid of it!  While not likely to completely erase the scar, a skilled cosmetic surgeon can greatly improve its appearance through injection or application of steroid medications, or through scar revision surgery.

You have a massive nose. Get the feeling your sniffer is too large for your face?  Fear not.  One of the most common cosmetic procedures around is rhinoplasty (nose job).  A skilled surgeon can easily reshape your nose to make it look like it belongs on your face instead of Andre the Giant’s.

You’re old and your breasts are sagging. No woman desires breasts that she has to tuck into her pants.  While belting your breasts is indeed a cool idea, it’s just weird.  And unnecessary.  A breast lift can bring the twins back to their full upright position, and will allow you to wear a smaller belt.